What's your ideal option?
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I bought some National Park ranger uniforms off ebay. Now, I can't get a paying job there with DOGE, but instead I will pretend to be a park ranger and film Onlyf-ns content there. I should also be able to make a pretty penny on the side by selling feet pics catering to the untapped park ranger foot fetish community.
Face reality, Remember my drive to give it my all for a company, Thank those that were true friends and supporters, Open new doors to something or someplace with a great culture - even if that is just being home for a while. So a lot of this started with RTO - my message is simple and stated with every beginning capital letter up till "Open -" Therefore, FRTO! 50% of time is now spent on RTO reports, instilling fear, and taking away from the potential that once built a great company. SMH.
That's none of your business. Now you get back to work!
I will go get a federal job. 😂
I got laid off on Tuesday and it is such a relief! No more going into a zombie office! No more trying to make sure all my customers are good with their reports!
My dog is super happy and my house is super clean.
Also playing board games with my adult kids, loving it!
It only took one week to make me happy after 30 years. I’m so happy!!
12 months severance, so all good 👍 🤗
Smoke more weed
Die without worried about not being found for 4 days
Celebrate 🥳
Get a job at a dispensary.
Retire. I fit the profile, cauc boomer. Hope they sever me.
Sleep whenever I want, get up whenever I want, exercise, music theory, release years of WF PTSD and thank God its finally over.
Oh my God, the three days a week at the office I was at was like Zombieland. Everybody was so depressed. No one smiled at me everybody’s heads down.
The only person that I experienced as a joyful person was the maintenance person!
After getting laid off on Tuesday, I will take a few weeks off get back to walking the dog doing house stuff visiting family, watching Wicked!
And just actually checking in with myself internally that now I can see, I wasn’t valued and revalue myself as a very smart person, very capable, and knowing I can do anything! 🤗
Start my own AGILE consulting firm based on the valuable experience Wells has provided. Oh wait, they provided half azz processes and wasted millions to spy on us and added many layers of unnecessary red tape.
My ticket will punch in Q2. Looking forward to doing some volunteer time and decompressing until I start my next search.
A few years back, I started getting an idea of how bad things were gonna get here. I got a certification to do something that I have a passion for and opened my own small LLC. Fast forward to today, the biz is growing. Not ready to make it my main job, but in a couple of years when I am eligible to retire, I hope to be able to lean-in fully to it.
I'm retiring in 10 years, if I can last this long at this bank.
Really happy for those who can retire! I will let out a huge sigh of relief after the displacement ax finally falls. Plan on enjoying a good 2-3 weeks of doing whatever the he-l I want. I pray everyone who remains has a good work environment...which means I hope Charlie moves on to some other company.
Sell feet pics, plus get my Onlyf-ns rolling.
Enjoy retirement.
When I leave Wells Fargo, I won’t look back. After six years here, I don’t feel valued. The overwhelming politics and constant reorganizations—many of which make little sense—are driving away great people.
Spend time with my aging parents. Travel the U.S.. Hoping we’ll become grandparents so I can spoil them before I’m too old, and hopefully they will keep me young. I’m so looking forward to it after 40 years.
Retirement.
When I leave it because I retired in a few years.
Work at a golf course.
Bangkok, Thailand
Ideal is to make money without working. Or win the lottery. People want to complain about Wells, but it's all the same regardless of where. Still working for the man.