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NO BODY is FORCED to go in.
Don’t.
Wait till you’re RIFed. Then get another job. You’re all employable. Don’t let them tell you otherwise.
This bank will be no where without us.
@ek, yes. Share the details.
Its nkt bad ill be back tomorrow. Good night all
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Before the pandemic i was a boy
Sorry but y’all are a bunch of babies. I’ve been going in for a few yrs now. What did you do before the pandemic hit? I am drinking the kool aid but truly curious. PS should we refer JD as Elon?
See dimon made the correct call to get the staff back in the office. Look at how quiet this board is hahahaha go dimon!!!
Having to come in myself, its a massive mess, I don't think they are going to crack down first week even, its too chaotic, I think you might be safe at least first few days.
There are people in my office right now who can't even find a desk to sit at. What a cluster ^&*@$!!!
Thank you JD; may I have another?
I am back and its better than i expected. I got complimented on my cool socks too!!
I scheduled a sick day - not dealing with all that.
I hear Easton is a mess
They can't respond yet, they are still looking for parking. LOL
Today's the day! Has anyone gotten fired yet!!???
Sorry slackers the lack of signatures shows there is no interest in the movement. Tuck in shirt a d come on in the coffee is free
F RTO and F Jamie
Maybe I'm still in denial, but I'm really having a hard time believing that JD will actually fire THOUSANDS of employees tomorrow who don't have their butts in their chairs @ 10am.
AND if we find out that he was just bluffing, then we'll never take any of his ultimatums seriously ever again.
Well, I guess we'll know if just a few short hours from now!
Offices will be on fire tomorrow
So I just now checked the "JPMC RTO Petition" and we're only up to "1,868
of 2,000 signatures."
Come'on, we can't even get 2,000 signatures!!!?? Are most of us so cowed and intimidated that we're afraid of JD retaliating against us personally? The petition only lists our first name and initial of the last name. Quit being such scaredy-cats! It's embarrassing.
https://www.coworker.org/petitions/professional-dignity
It would be funny that all of us call out sick tomorrow and it made it to the news again LOL!!
Are you an entry level person?
I’m full time remote. Enjoy! I’ll be drinking coffee laughing at all of you tomorrow. Should clarify that I also work for Chase.
I'm going to call in sick.
I am not gping in i am protesting
1111 isn’t