Guys, let’s pleeeease all stop being greedy and wanting to keep our jobs. Here are some stats to show you guys how greedy you are:
- Verizon ONLY made $5 billion in net income last quarter. That’s practically nothing
- Worst yet, Verizon has ONLY made $20 billion in net income in the past 12 months. Practically bankrupt. Very unprofitable.
- Headcount was down over 45,000 under Hans. That’s nothing!!
- Since 2015, headcount is down ~80,000. Why not more!? Come on. Take one for the team, guys.
- Our dividend is ONLY 6.93% so we only pay out $11.6 billion a year to our shareholders in dividends. This clearly isn’t enough.
- Hans only made $24 million a year and Sampath only makes $13 million a year. This hardly buys you waterfront in The Hamptons.
You guys need to all stop being so greedy over paying your mortgages, your children’s college bills, and going to the supermarket.
We need to keep our shareholders and executives at the forefront of everything, because they are clearly suffering much more than we are.
I’ll be starting a GoFundMe soon because I doubt Dan Schulman’s bonus will be big enough, but I’m sure he has already asked Perplexity and brought it up at the dinner table with his family.