Chuck Norris attended his LR meeting today…Mr Norris successfully stopped his layoff with one word… “No”
Mr. Norris fired Chuck Robbins with a single roundhouse kick and has since taken over as CEO of Cisco.
Mr. Norris did not immediately respond for comment, but later indicated “I will be replacing the ELT Team with the cast of Walker Texas Ranger.”
Since the announcement, Jim Cramer of MSNBC’s Mad Money expects Cisco stock to rise exponentially forward herewith.