Rhyme / beat a little off, but the punches that land hit hard
Thank you OP who ever is posting this
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'Nuff of the poems in many of these threads! Read one and you get the gist (rhyming dictionary). Somebody looking for validation. There are better/productive ways rather than throwing garbage in the public park. The Co suite didn't downvote - it's more likely regular users.
I liked this one - the whole cloud computing push we are doing now.
I work in technology - I bet this is what happens.
Funny and sad....the writing is on the wall - i got to get out of here.
"The cloud is now sold as bank newest thing
old style tech exec worshiping
it will be the same codes
run on those cloud nodes
but somehow the pitch will be super swing
Chuckie has destroyed culture complete
No one under him offers meat
Reaching for anything shareholder money will buy
Cause internally employee morale he fried
This one will too fail in heartbeat
So cutting will begin right anew
Its the only thing that Chukkie knows how to do
As soon as the cloud go t!ts up
Another 10000 employees will be cut
Shareholders must learn rid this guy for break thru"
Nah, they're cringey, we're all good on them. Even though OP is obviously the one doing them the way he's upvoting this post over and over
I don’t even disagree with their message but they’re desperate and sh-----g up every thread, not even counting when the author instantly spams upvotes on them (like he’s doing with this post). Just make your own post to house them all and stop polluting the forum
Two of my fav stanzas
“Our customers are nervous" Charlie says fake sincere
And nervous they should be this bank in arrear
Regulators are digging much deeper now it seems
More record fines and lawsuits, insolvent it screams
All the while litigation costs explode investors should hear
A seach on the webs and you'll discover some fun
"+Docket +wells fargo +employee" the search you will run
The list thats return is so very long
Its almost like deliberate this corporate song
Charlie would happily turn this bank against nuns
Not only the poems, but the depth of issues. The poems are spot on and apparently the C-suite not only found this site, but learned how to downvote.
I've been sending a few of the good ones to my friends
"yes that really happened"
They laugh and but are stunned