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Earnings Call - Game Time

SWN Earnings Call - Drinking Game
Well it's that time of the Quarter again. Have your favorite booze-of-choice handy for upcoming Earnings Call, and have ONE shot (or swig) IMMEDIATELY upon hearing any of the following words / phrases:

+ "Currency headwind"
+ "Stranded costs"
+ "Charge against earnings"
+ "Realignment"
+ "Non-GAAP"
+ "Covid related"
+ "Strategic Cohort"
+ “Unlock the Code”
+ “Laser Focus”

And have TWO shots (or swigs) immediately upon hearing a sycophantic, hand-picked Equity Analyst preface their softball question with:

+ "First of all, congrats on another great Quarter..."

What other ones am I missing?

Cheers and bottoms up! If at work UBER home cause SAFETY 1st!

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Sort of like your “unlock the code”, I believe “crack the code” is a repeat buzz phrase that Way learned at fancy business school.

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First time caller, long time listener. Just spent $450 at Specs preparing for this 🤡 show on Friday. Will be taking the day off and listening in from home (strategic cohort) with several others from my department (Land). Good luck everyone!! And don’t forget, Land is what keeps this place ticking!!

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