Hello India my old friend
I’ve come to offshore once again
Cause the layoffs softly creeping
And the US teams just keep shrinking
And the H-1bs, they’re already in the queue
Nothing new…..
Welcome to the cycle of layoffs
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When you’re down and out, feelin’ small
When the layoffs start a‑rollin’,
And your badge stops working too,
Dell says, “We’re streamlining operations,”
Which is corporate‑speak for “Not you.”
They’ll be trimming “headcount overhead,”
Like gardeners who hate their plants,
Then brag about “employee culture”
While the survivors quietly rant.
They claim they’re “building for the future,”
But the bridge they torch is labeled talent.
I apologize to Mr Simon and Mr. Garfunkel.
(Thank you askdell AI)