Dear Larry
We the employees find your financial stewardship and guidance now lacking. You have installed two incompetent leaders, who do nothing more than to create strife, and one is like so socially awkward it’s embarrassing (we all know who) You over paid for a CFO who is laughing at you with a $25m pay day. All while….
The market calls you bluff
Your employees think you are dead in your bedroom and may be ai generated (Thanks Elon)
Open AI will bail and not pay the money
Trumps going to bail on you too
And even better Oracle will become a bigger meme stock than Game Stop was
Wake up and smell the roses guys because if you don’t we will unionize. Fire us all if you dare !