Wait? What? I should be using a car? Nah, stick with the tried and true. I mean we all learned that we can work from home with the current technology and be just as productive. But I think we should keep things the way they always have been. People have been using a horse and buggy for ages and that’s good enough. People have been working in offices for ages. Let’s keep it real, real 1880.
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I usually work in my bearskins any how in the cold climes of Minnesota.
ROFL!
I don't even know why we're in financial services when we could be in the business of hunting and gathering. Charlie should move out of his swanky estate and go live in a cave. Caves work just fine. Or are the tax incentives of forcing people back to caves not good enough for WF? If he wants to take one of the gelato machines from Hudson Yards with him, that's OK, he can have that one concession.
Staged alien invasion coming in 2024, confirmed.
The horse would help with climate change so we should go back to using them.
This company desperately needs a CEO in their 30s. Focus on making money, avoiding discrimination, and cutting the expense of housing 100,000 workers that have no business need to sit in a company owned building when they could be at home. I could save this company zillions of dollars and pull morale out of the toilet in no time.
Exactly! And I'll chisel my communications on stone tablets, because computers are too impersonal. We'd miss the loud energy of rocks ba----g against rocks; right?
Time marches on, and it will eventually march right over the bodies of these CRE-motivated buffoons.