Thread regarding Southwestern Energy Co. layoffs

How far are we from layoffs?

I hear rumors that layoffs are around the corner.

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I refused to shave my nether region. Will I be laid off?

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Post ID: @azbb+1lKKOU5s

Agree. He’s doing it just as well as our current POTUS.

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Post ID: @8wfp+1lKKOU5s

All hail to our fearless leader, Mr William Way. If you think about his accomplishments in such a short amount of time (2015 to now) it’s nothing short of incredible. The Aggie and MIT polished, and impeccably starched white shirts, and shined shoes. Wow - nobody does it better. I can’t think of another person who could have navigated us through the winding road of upstream oil and gas quite like this guy. Bravo bravo. 👏. Layoffs - round 8 the second week of April.

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Post ID: @8utc+1lKKOU5s

Why is it that my boss told me that I had to shave my “nether region” if I didn’t want to be added to the layoff list? I find this totally inappropriate to be added to the layoff list. What gives?

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Post ID: @2jey+1lKKOU5s

I am hearing the same thing. More layoffs planned.

That last post reminded me of something I and all of you want to forget. For us old timers the first week in the “new” office building and dining at “The Market” made for some cruel times in the restrooms. Post lunch that first week and longer TP was being used in high demand cause of “The Market” effect. It was so bad that the women would go into the men’s restroom to get more TP. Housekeeping could not keep TP supplied

Give this post a LIKE if your remember those days.

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Post ID: @met+1lKKOU5s

We are close my friends. I don’t have the stomach for this any longer. In fact, after lunch and combined with my anxiety, and had PAP that got all over my starched white shirt. My fellow passengers in the van pool are going to be none too pleased. It’ll probably get me on the layoff list faster than anyone.

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