Any reason why he is called Tabasco T...?
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“There once was a chap named Thomas of IBM,
Whose love for AI was exceedingly grim,
He said, "Why hire people,
When we can automate like sheeple,
And replace real jobs on a whim!"
He loved machine learning, oh so much,
And the thought of layoffs gave him such a rush,
He'd say, "Let's make our workforce lean,
With robots so shiny and clean,
Who needs humans when automation is such a crutch!"
But alas poor Thomas, his plans fell apart,
As he realized robots couldn't replace a human's heart,
For despite all their fancy coding,
They lacked empathy and real-world knowing,
And in the end, the layoffs left a bitter tart.”
—chatGPT
Hey "Tabasco" and "Jimbo", what are you guys doing? 288K heads, WTF... time to trim massively so you can look good. How are you going to make the FCF numbers?
Get it done, id--ts!!
The latest (2022) IBM Annual Report states the following regarding the number of employees:
For the year ended December 31: 2022
IBM/wholly owned subsidiaries 288.3
Less-than-wholly owned subsidiaries 8.2
Complementary* 14.8
In which language "Tabasco" means id--t... I know there is one, can't recall which one!
I was part of ibm when i saw that insensitive tabasco video. It was mid of major layoff so was deleted by ibm in less than 24 hrs.
Cuz he's packing a lil pink chili pepper
this guy is a total id--t... any video you watched from him makes you either laugh or throw up.
Hi Rob Don't worry no one can find the actual video IBM did a good job of ghosting that one for you. Btw you suck
https://www.thelayoff.com/t/15D10wPt
Find your answer in this post from June 2020 and the comments: @OP+15D10wPt