Thread regarding Southwestern Energy Co. layoffs

Excellence Driven (ED)

Howdy y’all. The say a man is measured by what they bring to the table so let’s look at SWN’s table. Our CEO has been in this role since 2016 and he can’t get the stock price up but for a brief period of time and it’s never gone over $10 in 6 plus years. Severe performance issues for years. So he is flaccid leader and needs a dose of ED medication. There is talk of getting him a discreet box (you know kinda like the ones on the TV infomercials) of ED meds.

So don’t snicker when you see our cheesy smiling starched shirt wearing CEO. He is lacking in the stock department and can’t perform. The guy has ED issues.

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That was indeed me. So am I off that layoff list yet? Had an egg frittata for breakfast in the market. Could have opted for a toilet tuba but went for the standing pi-s fa-t. Thank you for noticing!

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Post ID: @ahuk+1lznnC2n

Who let off the massive pi-s fa-t at the urinal this morning? Kudos to this individual! There’s one that is NOT on the layoff list.

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Post ID: @asdf+1lznnC2n

Oohhh. Yay. We are in prime time for layoffs. Commodity price down. Hedge off. Debt. We are gonna see 2016 style layoffs. Buckle up buttercups.

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Post ID: @auor+1lznnC2n

What say my fellow cohorts at Southwest. Who has 2023 layoffs on their bingo cards. Give a like if YES. If not then pound sand.

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Post ID: @7yjw+1lznnC2n

Keep in mind - his parents are proud of him.

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Post ID: @1ubf+1lznnC2n

Pardon me. How is the relevant to “downsizing”? Let’s think this thru. ED by our CEO leads to underperforming = downsizing so CEO with ED gets bonus. By the way ED is OG ED and if you gotta ask then ask Clay.

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