Fall in line, Comrade, and do not question Dear Leader, lest you be sent to the reëducation camps. For we love Dear Leader. Without His firm and steady hand we would still be wandering in the tech wilderness. We feel shame for our past tech transgressions and are thankful for the punishments He is handing down. We deserve the pain we are feeling and we are grateful for it.
Dear Leader sees all and knows all, and we bow to your greatness.