Thread regarding Bank of New York Mellon Corp. layoffs

Can I pretend sick with flu after returning to office after every 3 days?

I am the best actor in town. I can work from home.

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@3sde

Yes. I’ve managed, hired and fired and by that, I mean with termination with cause... not a layoff. It’s hard to terminate an employee but sometimes it must be done.

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1kub
do you actually hire anyone directly -as been repeating the same comedic phrase on multiple threads here ("we sure do hire some real gems don’t we?")
sound like you maybe a critical 5-day cafeteria or security staffer

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@raa

I’m becoming more and more of a Robin fan every day. I really feel sorry that Todd spoiled us with no layoffs and understanding of what we all went through. For every employee that hunkered down and worked their tail off it seems that a dozen others schemed to game the system.

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Post ID: @1fwy+1mjQB5vc

Wow… we sure do hire some real gems don’t we?

Apparently even our India employees now game the system: “For everybody's information, you can “drop few drops” of orange juice into the Covid test kit to get a fake Positive Test result”. Pretty sure they learned that in their onshore rotations.

If our people were half as good at their jobs as they are at gaming the system we wouldn’t need to cut costs in benefits. Consider that when people decide to stop working and simply mail it in that they often are never again able to turn it back on.

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Post ID: @1kub+1mjQB5vc

For everybody's information, you can drop few drops of orange juice into the Covid test kit to get a fake Positive Test result. Use this tool wisely. Cheers.

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Post ID: @1dgk+1mjQB5vc

You're probably susceptible after your bout of gonorrhea

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Post ID: @1vsu+1mjQB5vc

please stay home. don't get me sick

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Post ID: @yxa+1mjQB5vc

you will show 'red' in your report can and they will strike you with 'corrective action'

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