Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

EM the current Office Space Movie?

With all the consultants lingering around and the Business Transformation nonsense, it’s a matter of time before the redundancy reductions begin

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Reminds me of the funny TV show, "Corporate".

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Post ID: @2bvm+1mlMrSb5

LPSA = TPS report

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Post ID: @1jfm+1mlMrSb5

Hummanna hummunna hummunna, I think you have my stapler

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Post ID: @1pwl+1mlMrSb5

I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday…you don’t like TP well then join Milton downstairs

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Post ID: @1cje+1mlMrSb5

He-l no man. I reckon anyone who said that would get their azz kicked man.

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Post ID: @1foo+1mlMrSb5

Hotdesking to enable abandoning buildings is the most insulting act an employer can do.

A logic based assessment of this Hotdesking while in possession of excess office space indicates that EM Executives desire increased attrition.

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Post ID: @1wut+1mlMrSb5

What are EPOs?

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Post ID: @myf+1mlMrSb5

Everyone brings out the extra flair during ranking season.

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Post ID: @pcd+1mlMrSb5

They did take our staplers away. That is how it starts.

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Post ID: @ppj+1mlMrSb5

What’s funny is you have leads of the various EPOs bad mouthing the other EPOs as they fight for prioritization. Good luck to our manufacturing and production locations with all the “help” they’re going to be getting from Houston.

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Post ID: @oik+1mlMrSb5

"someones got a case of the mondays"

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Post ID: @rbv+1mlMrSb5

EMIT has been “show us how much extra flair you’re wearing” for years now

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