Thread regarding Cisco Systems Inc. layoffs

What is Project Stingray?

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It is away for HR and managers to find out who reads the boards here. If they are asking, then they most read the boards here.

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Post ID: @bses+1nd6L8yk

Virtual routing developed with the cloud provider(s).

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Post ID: @8ght+1nd6L8yk

Likely the next Layoff project. The last one was code-named "project pivot". The only place we pivoted to is lower in customer's interest levels.

The only thing sting-y we're going to get out of this one is the sting of corporate failure.

The only ray-like thing Cisco ever shines is a ray of light showcasing the World Economic Forum's next garbage push.

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Post ID: @3frv+1nd6L8yk

It codename for giant 50 metre statues of CR and ELT to be placed in RTP and SJ and all peoples to bow to in reverence as our great saviours. Just like NorthKorea Kim-Jon statues. AI enabled with a new license so they can wink back at worshipper.

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Post ID: @2iyv+1nd6L8yk

It's Ai/ML powered Flip cameras controlling massive distributed clusters of Cius tablets. The goal? Streaming 90s era Cisco Check-in VHS tapes in ultra-high VGA resolution through Scientifc Atlanta set-top boxes over a global ATM LANE network!! Approved by Liz and Jeetu.

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Post ID: @1ewc+1nd6L8yk

AI enabled golf cart for our dear leader, Chuck.

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Post ID: @1yer+1nd6L8yk

Next gen CIUS with enhanced X.21 connectivity

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Post ID: @1yra+1nd6L8yk

It's the latest HR initiative. All affected employees get a harpoon to the chest a la Steve Irwin.

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Post ID: @xfn+1nd6L8yk

It’s a surfboard with embedded collab tools. We connect with eBGP to the board and leverage Application_D to monitor

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Post ID: @ptb+1nd6L8yk

It's a floor wax and a dessert topping.

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Post ID: @lax+1nd6L8yk

@xyh+1nd6L8yk With a layer on top or actually getting rid of OSes?

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Post ID: @eak+1nd6L8yk

It’s a way to harmonise operating systems across Cisco platforms. . Or was. It changes every week.

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Post ID: @xyh+1nd6L8yk

It’s an HR program to make layoffs easier and more fun!

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Post ID: @noh+1nd6L8yk

I am trying to find the answer to this as well. I keep hearing references to it like it’s a big deal.

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