"if you come in on one of your days and there are zero spots for you to sit/work - go home and work but let mgmt know "
This is the perfect example of T management strategy. It's objectively funny in a completely absurd way, while also being tremendously depressing because it's not a joke.
This entire initiative couldn't be more haphazard, clumsy, counterproductive, and ludicrous if it were left to a second-grader to create.
And remember, Stink is getting over $20M per year for this level of vision, insight, and performance.