Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Executive potential = political player that did no actual work. Chosen one.

OP - you leaving ExxonMobil is a huge loss. I hope your new company has spell check

Vaya con Dios

OP - you're only executive potential is Groom of the Stool.
Wipe safe.

@1bsc don't forget the additional benefit of PTO, is the company does not have to carry (accrue) that liability on the books/balance sheet.

So yes it is a wonderful benefit...............for the company, not the chump (ahem employee!).

@ddt; what do you mean by that cheap shot?

FYI, I is colored and goin to steel yow job Dawg, because of the reperaton. My only worry now is that some Injun is going to replace me for less mooney

@1dcw Unlimited PTO is a thing, but it doesn’t work as advertised.

In practice, no manager is going to let you take more than two weeks off per year.

Companies rolled out unlimited PTO so they wouldn’t have to pay out unused vacation when people leave the company.

The OP is full of BS. Looks like he’s working the thread too.

I'd love to know what company gives unlimited vacations.

Way to go! I just resigned as well for the same total comp… but a far better work environment.

I don’t understand why people are staying at XOM, watching the BTC train barrel down over them.

@OP BS

At least people are using realistic numbers when they make up these lame stories now. People were posting nonsense about getting hired on at MAANGs for 300% pay increases for the longest time.

If you guys would all find something to do besides bust ba--s all day EM might be a slightly less miserable place to work, and you wouldn’t have to post your silly fantasies to the internet in order to cope.

BTW, how did that complaint to the UN human rights council about hot-desking work out? Did they deploy peacekeepers to help you find an outlet for your laptop and adjust your chair?

Op, how many years of service and what industry did you land in?
Really wishing you well and lots of success! For those with a positive attitude and willingness to learn, the job market always has opportunities.

Don’t go away mad.. just go away

Jealous much y’all?! Good for you and best of luck. Finally someone has the testosterone to pursue a dream. Maybe this works out and maybe it doesn’t, but good on you for trying.

Don’t let the door hit you in the head (a$$). Plus nobody cares.

You were probably on a PIP which is why you are relieved you found another job.

Drive safe now.
Drink safe too.

Plaid…. You must not be colored.

Executives know how to spell "played" but good luck. Hope it all works out for you and you're happier there than you were at Exxon.

Feeling like it’s a relief for all… With the ultra-high level of douchiness in your post, I have no doubt you’re a non-regretted loss. Good luck amigo with your meaningful work, but gut feel is your new coworkers will think you’re a Tool.