"I've just been told our team is getting a lot of new hires in India and we have to document everything we do for them". How has anyone's experience been with that?
There is a better question here.
Where do you think you all would be right now if, heaven forbid, all of your groups Standard Operating Procedures were already in existence, fully updated and meticulously maintained on a regularly scheduled basis? (not a WF practice I guess)
Look at the bright side, rather than be on the unemployment line right now, you all have lots of time (up to you) to put some drafts together.
Face it, the reality is the group is probably ear-marked for RIF so make the most of it.