- Eliminate severance packages, benefits and equal employment opportunities for all employees except the Senior Leader team.
- All employees to be Offshore and working for minimum wage.
- The OCC, the Federal Reserve, the Senate Banking Committee, the Union and all prosecuting attorneys to go away - they are cramping his style.
- Customers to go be a pain in the a$$ to another bank- it’s truly exhausting that our bank customers expect mortgages, student loans, home equity lines, reasonable interest on their money; not to mention honesty and service.
- To be known as a Disrupter for 99.9% employee reduction.
- To always be paid a higher salary than Jamie.
- People to stop laughing when he says “He is making progress on the Asset Cap”.
- For employees to look at him with admiration, gratitude and fear.
- WFC to get to whatever price necessary for his executive stock options to kick in so he can finally get paid for surviving 4 years of pretending to be a CEO.
- To be on Dancing with the Stars, so he can show off his Rizz.
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drain America by outsourcing and H1b
I think this thread is supposed to be funny, but it's basically the same daily thread by the same obsessed person.
WF CEO lives in that guy's head rent-free, while Charlie has no idea that OP even exists.
OP most likely grew up without a dad.
Santa to give him words to use other than uh uh uhhhh when he’s talking.
You’re obsessed
#16 THE BEST!
Priceless!