Just saw LC proactively advising customers about her two "top most" guidance for anyone seeking to deploy AI. Apparently Cisco telemetry will solve all challenges related to AI deployment as long as the customers know their business case. Holy Hot Air Balloon. Would Liz even know if an AI hit her between her eyes?!
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Add that know it all of AI Jeetu to the list. The best thing he may have done in Collab is add the dark theme to webex. Everything about that platform su-ks. Might make more $ selling that business than keeping it.
LC, MM, male MM and the hordes of directors and managers su-king the blood of the company without contributing nothing towards the revenue need help of AI because they have no intelligence of their own - they need to generate some IQ artificially. Just look at the last SE call by the SE director in UK. Rarely have I ever heard such stale hot air in a company call. The guy needs a brain transplant.
Cisco has no AI solution nor is it a AI company no matter how much the directors and leaders lie to people and customers. Proof is at the following recent UK Gov committee: "Business and tech heavyweights to boost productivity through AI: New AI Opportunity Forum to ramp up adoption of AI in the private sector."
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/business-and-tech-heavyweights-to-boost-productivity-through-ai
There are companies such as Microsoft, Google, KPMG and even a bunch of startups in that list but no Cisco as a "business and tech heavyweight" in the AI forum to guide the country. But no Cisco nor were they asked to join. Why would anyone ask Cisco about AI ? Everyone knows the directors and leaders are lying to the world each time they sputter the word “AI” on LinkedIn . There is no AI at Cisco. It’s all bullsh!t!
Gravity is a b!tch.
Karma is also a b!tch.
Cisco’s got both gunning for it.
Escape velocity is a dream.
...it can't get past the gravitational pull...
This is a layoff board. Someone with great comedic skills better come up with a joke about escape velocity.
LC is a "friend of Fran."
She will be here until the end of time despite her lack of business success and her obvious lack of industry knowledge.
Given that Cisco is just trying to slow down its inevitable business decline, there's really no need for someone to build a business strategy for Cisco as it can't get past the gravitational pull of its legacy networking business.
Looking at LCs org chart there are 4 CTO advisors for Appd. What is that but not fat ?
LC is a fu--ing id--t just like the rest of the clueless ELT. She doesn’t know the first thing about AI, nor do the rest of the slimy sales people on the ELT. All they do is parrot existing verbage and try to claim relevance of Cisco to this new system mega trend. Fact; Cisco these days follows, it does not lead. Cisco has not created true innovation for over a decade now. It lives off of past glory and is stuffed to the rafters with careerists.
That is all very fascinating. LC and the ELT can continue to debate if people are ready for AI, how to stop and examine how to secure that infra, how new tools and processes are needed, how to ensure that skynet does not happen... debate if people are ready... etc. Meanwhile... NVIDIA making a ki-ling booking business now. Same for Arista. Look at Supermicro stock. Look at AMD. Look at Broadcom. Look at TSMC. Look at ASML. Its happening and by the time Cisco is ready to actually ship something other than powerpoint - these infrastructures will be on future generations and Cisco will be coming to the party like that dorky geek - "ok... who is ready to deploy AI?" LOLOLOL
JP is the Joker Prince. Now whether that’s a Joker that makes people laugh or the psychotic Joker that ki-led off Batman’s girlfriend - is anyone’s guess.
Actual response from ChatGPT when I asked the same question"
"what is best for Cisco in the long term?""
I noticed AI wasn't on that list. I'm also sure you could find essentially the same list by scraping Cisco's external website. The platitudes are the easy part.
It's like telling Ford and GM they need to produce transportation devices and that batteries are considered a popular choice for energy storage. In theory GM did better by producing a highly rated EV but no one wanted to be seen in a Chevy. Ford produced the F-150 Lightning EV pickup truck and it wasn't until it was rated poorly that the CEO tried a road trip from Silicon Valley to Las Vegas and had to finish that trip in a gas powered rental car.
Fundamentally changing legacy businesses is not an easy task and everyone has the chance to mess it up.
Anyone else tired of the excuses? Who else is tired of working hard just to keep losing?
I love how JP quotes Sam Altman. Like dude, we all read his tweets. Come up something original for once
Actual response from ChatGPT when I asked the same question"
"what is best for Cisco in the long term?""
I don't have access to real-time information, so I cannot provide the latest updates on Cisco's current situation or market conditions. However, I can offer some general considerations that are often relevant for the long-term success of a technology company like Cisco:
1. Innovation and Adaptation: Staying at the forefront of technological advancements is crucial. Cisco should continue to invest in research and development to create innovative products and solutions that meet the evolving needs of businesses and consumers.
1. Cybersecurity Focus: Given the increasing importance of cybersecurity, Cisco can benefit from a strong focus on developing and enhancing security solutions. With the growing number of cyber threats, businesses are increasingly prioritizing robust cybersecurity measures.
3. Cloud and Software Services: The trend towards cloud computing and software-defined networking is likely to continue. Cisco should adapt its offerings to align with these trends, providing cloud-based services and software-defined solutions that offer flexibility and scalability.
4. 5G and IoT Integration: The rollout of 5G networks and the proliferation of IoT (Internet of Things) devices present opportunities for Cisco to provide networking solutions that support these technologies. Investing in 5G and IoT-related products and services can position Cisco well for the future.
5. Global Expansion: Cisco has a strong global presence, and continued expansion into emerging markets can contribute to long-term growth. Understanding and meeting the unique needs of diverse markets will be essential.
6. Partnerships and Collaboration: Building strategic partnerships with other technology companies, startups, and industry players can enhance Cisco's capabilities and market reach. Collaboration often leads to the development of comprehensive solutions and improved market competitiveness.
7. Customer-Centric Approach: Maintaining a customer-centric approach by understanding and addressing the specific requirements of clients is crucial for long-term success. Excellent customer support and service can contribute to customer loyalty and positive brand perception.
8. Talent Development: Attracting and retaining top talent is essential in the technology industry. Cisco should invest in the development of its workforce, ensuring that its employees have the skills and knowledge needed to navigate a rapidly changing technological landscape.
It's important to note that the success of a company is influenced by various factors, including market dynamics, competition, and global economic conditions. Regular assessment and adaptation to the changing business environment are key for long-term sustainability. If you are considering investing in Cisco or making business decisions related to Cisco, it's advisable to conduct thorough research and consult with financial or industry experts for the latest and most accurate information.
Just asked ChatGPT “what is best for Cisco in the long term?”
“For the upcoming LRs ensure all the useless layers of management are removed, fish out all the people who have been coasting in recent years, remove their involvement from businesses that they have low advocacy in: FSO, Security, Collaboration. Furthermore, remove many of the ELT who are causing detrimental problems for Cisco’s long term shareholders”
AI gives ELT something to talk about in these slow growth times.
my customer met liz at a conference and warned out team to never invite her to a meeting because she is clueless and speaks nonsense
AI is the new "cloud".
Need something to sound cooler? Just say it has "AI powering it"!
Routers? AI.
Software? AI.
He-l, anything. Anything is cooler with AI!
Does it actually learn? Of course it does not.
Does it even KIND of resemble AI in any way at all? WHO CARES!
Just say it does. And then, charge more for it.