I call buzzard’s nest
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When campus opened the hard bound books they gave everyone about the campus.
3rd party real estate agents visiting the Houston campus to determine if they could lease 50% of the Houston campus to non-ExxonMobil companies in 2023/2024.
Our Houston campus headcount has decreased from a fully occupied 10,000 regular employees to less than 5,000 in 1Q2024.
Be kind of difficult to lease the old Enron building since Chevron occupies it.
A former tech who years after being fired continues to visit this forum and make unoriginal and repetitive comments that consist of no more than name calling confirming the right decision was to fire him. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I put one that was so good it got deleted.
It would be nice if comments stopped getting deleted.
People stealing all of the cups.
An employee driving 60 miles per hour on the campus loop road on his last day of employment.
A car driving the wrong way on the loop.
Paying to have in house drafters in Midland before COVID
People who hate the workplace and continue working with XOM
An incompetent CEO that isn't fired by the board after making the corporation lose 20% market cap in one year. That's weird.
In 2015, who are all of these 12,000 employees in Houston and most importantly, what are they doing?
A college campus type of atmosphere and desks for all 10,000 employees on the Main Campus with an additional 2,000 employees co-located at the two leased Hughes Landing Buildings in The Woodlands in 2015.
We could have easily leased the Enron Building in Downtown Houston until we decided to reduce regular employee headcount to under 4,000 employees in 2023.
Single use plastic
I saw one guy who is bursting at the seams with steroids, red faced and sweating like a pig in a polo shirt three times too small.
Lots of creepy foreign engineers staring at the blondes.
A spoon and lighter behind the gym :(
Spending millions to keep the Tillerson tree healthy.
Adults who don't know how to flush toilets . Perhaps they ought to be potty trained again
Moonshine
A crockpot in the bushes
A turtle in the pond. I tried to tell it to leave because it wasn't turtly enough for the turtle club.
@5qby You talking about the La Quinta guy? That was technically off-campus.
Two coworkers leaving campus shortly after each to go offsite for their affair.
They were praying @4vy
A man and a woman exiting the mothers room together.
DW
I once saw a manager that actually knew what he was doing.
For real.
@2vqt EMHC.
If you’re not sitting at EMHC it means you actually work for a living and this doesn’t apply to you. Be happy.
stop drop and roll 🦨🔥@1tj
I saw a talking donkey
I saw someone in their 50s getting promoted and ranked well
I have never been stopped or searched. Where is that happening
@2mzf Those checks were put in place because many of you were openly musing about bringing your we-pons to work, and there’s no good reason for you to have your we-pon there. Quite a few of you seem to be itching to use your we-pons as a component of some weird action-hero fantasy. Leadership is also aware that many of you are disgruntled.
Taking all of this together, the checks are a sensible measure.
The TSA security checks. I don’t know the genius who came up with the idea. If you have bad intentions, you can easily avoid that by using a different exit from garages.
An RE who wasn’t complaining about his job. Totally blew my mind.
Wild boar on the trails.
On the day of the garage fire, I saw a skunk rolling around on a sidewalk.
Employees bending over backwards to perform their jobs but only getting screwed (literally & figuratively).
My supervisor trying to display a human-like affect.
Hot desking