Chuck playing footsie with Splunk CEO
Jeff saying some incomprehensible hogwash
Liz talking about how great AppD is
Jonathan covering up Jeetu WebEx failure
Jeetu saying his usual contentless word salad about things he obviously doesn’t understand
Fran well no meeting is complete without the bobble head, too mindless to summarize
Some drone trying to sell t-shirt to the employees of a $199b company
More Liz saying the same thing again
"Cisco is heading north of $100"
lol. lmao, even.
Whoever posted is just one stupid sour grape. I watched it and it was just positive news and it appears there is a good synergy between the CEOs. Cisco is finally heading north of $100 finally! Great move Cisco! If you’re reading this, watch out for the sour grapes. They’ll be out soon.
Enough with the pride stuff already. Its demoralizing to see Fran take the g-y spouse question. Can we get back to providing solutions our customers actually want and beating the competition in the areas we still compete and leave the personal business stuff where it belongs - outside of company meetings?
After spending $28B, ELT still figuring out the strategy ! Anyone can imagine due-diligence and value co-creation business case.
CR is done. The guy has clearly lost interest. He must have realized by now how clueless his ELT team is. Only a complete replacement with competent leaders might help. Jeetu, Liz, JD are all utterly useless.
Surprised anyone actually watches this woke, patronising drivel about utterly irrelevant issues.
That Beat yesterday is when I realized that Chuckie is done.
He looked tired, depressed, and defeated. He mumbled platitudes and umm’ed and arhhh’d through minutes of excruciating nothingness.
The Splunkie (yeah Pride!!) looked dynamic, sharp, and actually said something worth listening to. It looked like he had a strategy and a plan, he had enthusiasm and vigor.
I wondered if we were looking at a handover?
Stick a fork in CR, he’s on his way out.
Good summary & well written!
Trying to sell tshirts to make up the money back from the Splunk sale.
Wondering why not charge license fee every quarter align with LR ? This is my innovation for 2024. Company revenue will Quadro !
Why is Jeetu, Javed, Aruna, and the rest of Collab id--ts still employed?