C-Suite White Knights unite!

All hail white knights of Stankey - assemble! He requires your undying love and affection right here in this thread of deliverance of our Lord and Savior John.

I pledge undying love to Stanks even if:

Stock won’t go up
You aren’t guaranteed a job even in a logical sense
You must rat out your neighbors
You must turn on your friends
Kick your mother out of her house and sell her sh1t on eBay
Let your wife divorce you and take the kids
Enter bankruptcy on a new overpriced house and interest rate
Rob a homeless man of his grocery cart

Signed,

__________
(sign your name here with blood)

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I’d like to unionize Stankey. His effort to bust management makes me feel warm inside

Get em John!

Unite!

Mouse jigglers unite.

town halls

How do I get in touch with John Stankey

We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

Eff suite

Could we ask CWA if they have any of those blow up rats?

I’m in! Forget the layoff chumps! Pack their bags!

Who wants to go in on a gofundme for some appreciation bouquets? I can setup an anonymous email so that the anti c-suite trolls won’t find us out. I was thinking different types of flowers, but a base of roses to build around. Maybe we can get Jon Summers a tic tak themed bundle for his coffee breath. Does 2,024 roses for John sound too much?

lol

This seems to have a racial component to it, am I missing something?

"hi. big fan of c-suite here. do we self-identify with armbands or anything?"

all you need to do is accept or decline. we'll have HR send you a letter

hi. big fan of c-suite here. do we self-identify with armbands or anything?

East Germany did it first, but AT&T and the US Government will perfect it.

Don’t forget to knee down and kiss his ring.

Come and help work on our culture!

John

Have my babies John!

Waah!

I’m here for you John!

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C-Suite White Knights unite!

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