Thread regarding Cisco Systems Inc. layoffs

Cisco should acquire Crowdstrike

Since they both don't always test changes prior to deployment :-)

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Post ID: @OP+1tBcgryf

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Everything quiets down after they hire their people into big roles. Offshore is a big joke. It’s a way to get green cards for their near and dear, through EB1 visas. It’s a way to get projects to their friends back home and get their big cut. It’s a retirement home for friends and family.
It’s a joke when you count how many PMs and service managers there are in each team. D-mbheads know nothing. Teams doing redundant work, not matching each other’s numbers. Good thing is, they can pick and choose which numbers they want to add to these never ending ppts. ;)

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Post ID: @3wae+1tBcgryf

Rebranded naming: ClownStroke

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Post ID: @2cis+1tBcgryf

Fake news! The network and security is self healing and automated AI from Cisco stops all these problems ! I see all the glossy Cisco video and PPT that show it working!

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Post ID: @2rmg+1tBcgryf

The cloud will self heal across all compute, switch/route workloads and service chains. I’ve seen the power points to prove it!

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Post ID: @2hhm+1tBcgryf

Anyone notice how lately the AI talk has quickly quiet down?

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Post ID: @1jvp+1tBcgryf

Isn’t this similar to eBFF?

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Post ID: @1qap+1tBcgryf

And CRWD stock price only falls 10% so far...

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Post ID: @1djp+1tBcgryf

Clownstroke

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Post ID: @1shk+1tBcgryf

70B acquisition, impossible.
If Cisco doesn't recover, crowdstrike would grow and can acquire cisco.

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Post ID: @1vls+1tBcgryf

what do you mean i can't deploy directly to production?
i thought we were supposed to move fast and break things like facebook.

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Post ID: @1gar+1tBcgryf

When we layoff or outsource QA thinking dev will do all the tests, this crowd strike test miss on Windows OS should not be a surprise.

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Post ID: @joy+1tBcgryf

You’ve been……..Crowdstruck.

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Post ID: @eri+1tBcgryf

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