How does Christoph have a job?

This loser was brought in to run our sales team. In 2021, the year before he took over we averaged $19.75B revenue per quarter, including our highest quarter ever in Q4 of 2021 when we hit $20.52B.

He came on board in Feb of 2022, so we'll skip that quarter being associated with him.

Since that point he hasn't produced a quarter above 15.4B. Literally his first quarter running this sales team, sales fell off a cliff going from $18.35B in Q1 2022 to $15.32B in Q2 of 2022.

This loser got a 14% raise in 2023. This loser effed around at Davos doing god knows what in Switzerland. This loser took his entire team on an all expenses paid vacation to the Bahamas costing Intel millions of dollars.

Where is the accountability for this loser? He was given a $20M signing bonus and he has done nothing but lord over falling sales every quarter. Yet he goes on "business trips" non stop, fires good people, and sends people on boondoggles.

Pat hiring this guy, giving this guy a raise, and letting him do whatever he wants is criminal.

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But he said his daughter wants 3 PCs, so everything will be fine.

Welcome to corporate America, where incompetent CEOs and VPs fall up and regular employees bear all the pain.

He’s getting paid big $$$$ to do the 1 hour work week like most of you 😂

These types of people fill a spot and make it look presentable. They don’t mind as they are in love with themselves and their “achievements” and never mind the train wreck. It’s a skill.

I am not making excused for his failures, but he was bound to fail based on the train wreck of a company that BK left behind.

Anybody would have failed in the mess BK & BS created.

"When products su-k, sales go down."

If can only sell when products are leadership, then you aren't a sales person - you're an order taker.

For as much as sales teams get paid and their commissions and their free cruises, if products are perfect tough shiiit. Do your job.

When products su-k, sales go down. Don’t get me wrong, Christoph is a clown in white sneakers, but not all is his fault.

Really is crazy how we've brought in so many rejects from HP. But Cruise Director Christoph is hands down the worst of the bunch. In addition to being incompetent, he's a world class jerk to boot.

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