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"What happened to the other stupid question thread?"
board mods felt it was time to upgrade
What happened to the other stupid question thread?
so glad this thread survived the night
Holy sh-t, finally people with a sense of humor have found this board.
This makes my day. Have the devs at T finally found the best place to sh-t post?
AskAt&t gets it
You said: need a very funny joke about john stankey
AskAt&t said:
Why did John Stankey bring a ladder to the board meeting?
Because he heard the company was in free fall and wanted to "climb the corporate ladder" before it hit rock bottom!
You said:funnier
AskAt&t said:
Why did John Stankey refuse to play hide and seek?
Because every time he hides, AT&T’s stock takes another dive, and no one can find the signal!
You said:funnier
AskAt&t said:
Why did John Stankey get a GPS for his office?
Because even he couldn’t navigate the mess he made of AT&T!
You said: even funnier
AskAt&t said:
Why did John Stankey bring a magic 8-ball to the board meeting?
Because it’s the only thing giving him better answers than his decisions!
Twas’ a good joke tho.
“ Seeing a chance to show he meant business, he says to the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
Knew right there it was a slow simmering joke ‘cause that guy walks on eggshells when he’s on level ground with real men. The only time he talks big is when he’s perched up on that town hall stage next to the other babbling buffoons, or when sealed off in his CEO fantasy camp office surrounded by his shuddering minions.
Rode with him in a NJ elevator, probably scouting out his latest “surprise” headcount reduction. The ride seemed a bit long and silent. Finally I said, “Hello, my name’s xxxxxx. Welcome to AT&T. Nice to meet you. Do you know when Fiber will be available in my area?”
In March, I received a letter that my job was moved to Dallas. I was not able to move but I am still employed. When are people like me who have been asked to moved but am unable going to be laid off? What's the drop dead date?
"Go Stankey!"
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Go Stankey!
John Stankey decides it's time to rid the company of slackers.
On a tour of the St Louis, he notices a guy leaning against a wall. Seeing a chance to show he meant business, he says to the guy, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man says, "I make $400. Why?"
Stanks hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now get out and don't come back!" Stankey looks around and says, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball's job was around here?"
From across 15 West, a voice says, "Pizza delivery guy from Imo's."
Did Stankey receive his 90 days notice already?
Which waive am I in?