You don't have to understand, but we are going to come through this doing much better thanks to Stanley's guidance and experience. I'm proud to be a Stankey management protege.
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Stankey is prime. He is ethereal.
Another beautiful morning brought to us by our benevolent master, Stankey.
Enjoy the gift and spread his wisdom brethren, for without you this incredible environment doesn't exist.
LDP
"Stankey is doing good!"
‘Says Niccolo Machiavelli.’
….and “Old Scratch!”
The best of Stankey.
Episode 1, "Randall the vandal with a scandal "
Oh.
We’re all being sarcastic.
I get it now.
All Stankey, all the time. Primetime Stankey.
OMG please stop!
Stankey is a strong and committed leader. Be proud and say it loud.
Stop with the nonsense.
‘Totally, worked out great for Boeing. ‘
Shhhh….better be careful talking about Boeing. Their employees never make it out alive.
Humble and fun guy, Stankey is.
Stankey is the best - some days he's all "look at me wearing pajamas!" or "haha, watch them shave my head" or "watch me eat hot wings!" - but then other days he's like, "you're too old to work here" or "why do I only see 36 hours in the office in this attendance report!?"
He's a wacky dude - you just never know what you'll get with him!
No one compares to Stankey, they broke the mold when he was cast in steel.
Stankey is the profit prophet. With the wit and wisdom to get us through to the promised land.
Stankey is unstoppable. Stankey is the way forward. Stankey has people skills. Stankey has vision.
WTF? You can't be serious. OK, for those of you in HR and otherwise low information voters and T shills, Stink is the "brain" that partnered with snake oil Eddie and favorite son in law RJS to destroy the once great companies of Ameritech, BellSouth and Cingular by bleeding them dry of over $100 billion in market cap. BTW, if you are still holding T stock, even if only to wipe your a-s with, sell it now as there are icebergs in site.
“Layoffs should be headcount and bottom lined based. Performance is conformance.”
Totally, worked out great for Boeing.
Who still has Boeing shares here?
Probably the same people still holding T.
Which sporting event is Stankey attending today? Continues to use company resources traveling around the world. Hard to cry wolf while, company jet setting everywhere and receiving large yearly wage increase.
Stankey has a incredible Social Credit Score!
Stankey is a pillar of truth and equality
"Stankey is doing good!"
Says Niccolo Machiavelli.
Oh fu-k someone taught HR how to use the internet.
Someone needs to get over there and take their devices away again.
Stankey is successful and good looking too!
Indeed! Stinky 13% pay increase is a testament to his excellent performance. Similarly, the meagre work managers and union slugs do, is evidenced by your annual 3% raise.
Stankey taught Clapton guitar! Stankey is a humanitarian.
Haven’t been on here in a long time, John Stankey is still around? I would have thought he would have been fired a long time ago after the Warner Bro’s fiasco. He must have pictures on all of the BOD. He and Randall ran the company into the ditch.
So jealous of the Stankey!!
Layoffs should be headcount and bottom lined based. Performance is conformance.
chrome plated colon
Layoffs should be performance based not location based.