I don’t know about any of you, but I feel so much more determined and ambitious after Emily’s last email telling us about her Gorilla encounter. Must be nice. The silverbacks take better care of their colleagues than we do.
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But was it really worse than Roman humble bragging about his tennis lessons in Spain and encouraging we the overstressed, over worked, underpaid masses to "take time for ourselves?"
Splitting hairs I guess
No. I think if she read this site, and could even figure out it was about her, she would flashback to when she was bullied at band camp and do something like ride her pelaton an extra 10 minutes. She’s inhuman
Do you think she reads these? And if so, do you think she suffers at all as a result? I am guessing she seeks revenge by putting a pin in one of the locations and demands a sacrifice.
She is ‘the Gorn’ from Star Trek.
Warm blooded mammals interest her only as opponents and food.
These tone deaf e-mails are a slap in the face especially in light of all of the recent layoffs. It’s sickening to have to read about her gallivanting all around the world while my co-workers pay the consequences.
Hahahhaha so funny
I was wondering why we didn’t have any of her annual Christmas card checklists of accomplishments in a while.
She’s out of touch, and it borders on social limitations