A piece of foam floating down a lazy river. Nepotism at its best
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Don't be jealous that the piece of foam
has figured it out
There's a lot to unpack here. Lots of symbolism.
"A piece of foam" - This symbolizes an attractive woman with loose morals.
"...floating down a lazy river" - the lazy river symbolizes a worn-out twin mattress on the floor of a flophouse.
"Nepotism at its best" - this symbolizes the attractive woman sharing the filthy twin mattress with only some fellows, leaving every other randy man in the neighborhood to fend for himself.
Basically, the author is torn. He knows he needs to go back to school to finish learning how to be a plumber, but every night when the moon comes out, he's waiting in line for his turn at the twin mattress instead of studying.
I want everyone to remember this as you say grace on turkey day. Think of that twin mattress as you butter your biscuit. Because...it's not just your biscuit being buttered, is it?
Better foam than a tu-d like Charlie.
Happy hour hit a little differently on that balmy Sunday in Charlotte, eh?
Absolutely lost on this one!
Good one grandpa