HR is closely monitoring the time you spend away from your desk, comparing all L-3 CSW employees' activities to their time cards. They are pulling video from all buildings and auditing employee entrance and exit times, as well. If you're planning to go off campus for errands, lunch, or (hopefully) other job interviews, be very careful. Rumor has it that HR is looking to make its next round of cuts based on time card productivity. Time to strap into your cubicle for all 10 hours, and pray for the best.
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NO...time to check the f&ck OUT!!! God really? You people are pathetic....GET A REAL JOB!! Piss on L3!
HR, I have two middle fingers you are welcome to watch all day long!
Outsider - if by "playing in the pig sty", you're referring to the exercise of free speech in the pursuit of truth at a company known for accounting irregularities, ethics violations, and unmitigated nepotism at the expense of merit, decency, and honesty than you got us: we're pigs. I think the real pigs are the managers and leaders of a company that have put their own interest ahead of the war-fighter's. The nation's defense comes before your Mercedes, sir. Shame on you!
All of you are cowards. Funny. But cowards. Playing in the pig sty is what you guys do best. Nothing more.
Yes - HR is determined to hire only the following employees from here on out: former U-2 pilots with disagreeable personalities and a knack for in-office tail, baby-boomer electrical engineers with poor social skills and early 80s hairstyles, sons/daughters/wives/husbands/brothers of exceptionally poor (but continuously promoted) employees, drunken University of Phoenix graduates, sober BYU graduates who try desperately to understand why the drunk U of Phoenix graduates are smarter, ex Air Force Colonels who think that Patton is applicable in an office (no poor soul ever won a war by dying for his....wait, how does this apply to the meeting agenda?), bored security staffers who spend most of their time zooming cameras towards the entryways in hopes of catching a brief glimpse of that cute IT girl, overrated earring-wearing executives with movie-star names and well-groomed Magnum PI facial hair, over-weight supply chain staffers who take two-hour lunches and squabble over every supplier issue, and, last but not least, pretentious self-flagellating program managers with a Caesar complex and an inability to manage cost controls.
With any luck I will soon be ending my association with L-3. If any of you come into Target, just ask for Anon, I will help carry your dog food out to your car.
I heard any manager, director, or VP with an Executive MBA or a U of Phoenix degree is being asked to form a "secret police" group to snitch on the managers who have decent credentials. Word on the street is HR wants to fire anyone with half a brain...
Dear HR, if you caught me on video falling asleep in the rest room on the third floor, I wasn't asleep, I was just really, really, REALLY deep in thought. About work. For over an hour. Thanks.
Is guy fuwkes hot?
"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is strength" The Thought Police of CSW are everywhere. Be careful...Big Brother is watching.
I hope HR is watching, because I'm dead sexy. My 2nd sister wife commented on how oleaginous my pectorals are. While Guy Fuwkes is at City Creek, I think I'll pay a visit to the Operations buildings. They've got the finest b!tches of any.
I wonder if they will bring in the "Bobs" from Office Space to conduct interviews.
No worries about layoffs anymore. Youll be sold shortly and relieved of the suffering.
Long lunches surfing the net bringing in mags and newspapers to read
Long dumps in bathroom playing trivia in cafeteria
Sneaking out side shipping entrance door
Not having to badge out
All done at L-3 CSE Camden nj many folks in program control finance contracts pricing accounting
Dang...now Guy Fuwkes can't skip out on another useless operations meeting to drive to City Creek Mall and flirt with the Mormon girls. Housewives in the Salt Lake area are gently sobbing today at the loss of Guy Fuwkes' presence at their local department store. Their sex lives just won't be as interesting, I guess....
Probably not everyone, just a few select. That would be a pretty large undertaking to monitor everyone. I don't think they have the resources to do that.
Are they monitoring our time on this site?