Thread regarding Schlumberger Ltd. layoffs

Hi HR calling again - how are you guys enjoying unemployment? If we can make it better for you just drop us an email. We are here to help!

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Post ID: @OP+ACZROW2

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I heard they laid off some HR people! They really need to lay off Supply Chain and Bean Counters! Stop laying off the field, the technical staff, the maintenance staff, the admin staff and organization that impacts the field. (where the money come in)

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Post ID: @awde+ACZROW2

Poor use.

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Post ID: @1D29+ACZROW2

its called irony: the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

synonymous with sarcasm, cynicism, satire, etc

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Post ID: @1pAc+ACZROW2

I think its more like someone making fun of HR and not employees. Think about how HR comes across in the comments.

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Post ID: @1KU3+ACZROW2

I know a few HR personnel and they would not ask how you are "enjoying unemployment". That is someone trying to get emotional rises out of people, simply by the way it is worded.

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Post ID: @1rhY+ACZROW2

Hi HR can you find me a new job please. I would like to work in HR and can you advise what skills and knowledge I need to get a job like your one?

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Post ID: @12UY+ACZROW2

IT IS HR AND THEY ARE HERE TO HELP!

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Post ID: @0nt+ACZROW2

Do NOT reply to this troll. He is loving the responses...and is NOT from HR.

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Post ID: @qn3+ACZROW2

Really? Do you actually think anyone here believes you are from HR? Go find yourself something to do and quit trying to get a rise out of the folks posting on this board.

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Post ID: @gBs+ACZROW2

I've tried calling and no one can help!

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Post ID: @F1D+ACZROW2

Hello HR

We are enjoying being free from you and your groups rigid inhuman practices that make us feel like simple commodities in the production system. We are not commodities and need to be treated as such otherwise how can we trust you and give 100% of our efforts for the good of the company ?

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Post ID: @PaX+ACZROW2

Fuxx you, you axxhole

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Post ID: @O6u+ACZROW2

Can someone block the ip of this troll?

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Post ID: @UAo+ACZROW2

HR - can you please give me my job back so I can feed my family?

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Post ID: @sia+ACZROW2

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