Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Would you go Shim to save your job??

About to lose your job? Need a last minute save to protect your income? Ever considered borrowing one of your wives dresses? In today's challenging business environment it is important to consider all your options. Title VII and EEOC rulings have afforded additional protection to trans gender individuals. The shim is a protected class... How much do you make and is it worth it?

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I've been around a long time, but I never thought I'd see the day when a man had to dress as a woman to keep his job.

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Post ID: @1gSs+CByXvL4

The haters are back with their childish unlaughable jokes about minorities! Sure they will call me on by this comment in spite of being straight, on pack as cowards usually do, and course with plenty of their own sexual insecurities before starting to blame the blacks, or the Latinos, or the pregnant women, or the bolds, as the motive they are being fired. But hey morons, if you really work in CVX, then that itself is a reason for the place to go down. And do not worry for me being sacked as you wished another colleague for complaining about your horse-rear behavior, I guarantee you I will see you go first, for good, marching the plank in line with your hooded sheets on and holding each other hands as little girls you are After that you can go home and do yourselves and the horses you rode in.

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Post ID: @1O7C+CByXvL4

Obama was a shimmer... Look it up. Hillary is still in costume.

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Post ID: @1B1K+CByXvL4

It depends... sometimes it's shimpossible to tell

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Post ID: @1dBl+CByXvL4

What are the tell tell signs of this kind of species? I think their Mabe one in our group.

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Post ID: @1SV4+CByXvL4

Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cause when the going gets tough.. The tough get goin'. Who's with me?

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Post ID: @Od8+CByXvL4

Shimmy Shimmy coconut, shimmy shimmy pow, put on a dress and save your job for meow.

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Post ID: @Cbm+CByXvL4

Sounds to me like a for real shim may have been offended by this post... Not sure what shim is worried about... Shim shouldn't forget, shim is protected!

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Post ID: @sP9+CByXvL4

Congrats to the author of this post, he has managed to root out the employee with the biggest stick up their a$$... HR do an IP search on 120797 and add this douche to the list

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Post ID: @Px3+CByXvL4

I hope the poster below gets whacked... If you can't appreciate a little sense of humor at times like this you have no place working here... Sayonara shithead

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Post ID: @7DV+CByXvL4

Classless at its best. joking about the impending tragedy of hundreds of households. I refuse to believe chevron is infested with people like this. Get your self a life jerk.

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Post ID: @Oxu+CByXvL4

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

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Post ID: @8U8+CByXvL4

8========D becomes ( )(|)( ) and your job is safe!

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