Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

How to save your job if your a worthless director or vp

Step 1: create a powerpoint presentation on the virtues of how your project is going to drive growth. Step 2: for the 20 slides talk about how engineers in San Diego are overpriced, and that for the price of one engineer that "we" reduce, "we" can "gain synergistic efficiencies" by employing 12 people in bangalore for the same price. As part of the presentation, present how a project that normally would take 1 person in San Diego 12 months to do, can now be done by 12 people in bangalore in just 1 month. Describe how expensive it is to employ an person in San Diego, showing them comparable base salary, how much medical insurance, SS taxes, SDI, vacation pay, sick pay, and other benefits we need to pay. Show in the presentation how approximately $1million new STEM college graduates exist overseas that are just hungry for work while the majority of US graduates major in underwater basket weaving. Propose that offshoring future development is vital for future growth, where there will be a shortage of qualified US workers in 5-10years.Step 4. Wait for the overwhelming applause from JANA partners and SM about the ingenuity of your plan, and get your promotion to implement this action plan.

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*you're" not your......Pesky auto-word completion on a phone...

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