Thread regarding University of Phoenix layoffs

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

Moral of the Story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Comedy is the best medicine. I think more layoffs are in the cards for this dying crap company - if you didn't get let go yesterday it is only a matter of time.

I actually feel bad for those let go who depended on UOPX for stability and income for their families. I'm too sad to say shartbarf.

Side note, welcome back pork peenus

Really dude, this shit is serious and you're just inflammatory, do you have anything to do with UoP at all?

An almost blind guy walked into Lover's Lane to purchase their most see-through item for his wife.

After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $500 and brought it home for his wife to try on.

She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit.

But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all.

So she came downstairs completely naked.

"Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."