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Funny. I was called to see the evil HR ladies because I didn't agree with my review. THEY suggested I work for Apple! PBLBLBLBLBTTT!
Wouldn't it be easier if your kids just worked for mediatek?
Some of us DO worry about our kids. I wake up in a sweat because I've dreamed my kid turns to selling drugs to support the family after I am RIFed from QC. He makes a small fortune doing it--because no one suspects clean-cut Asian kids who get straight A's of selling drugs. He doubles down again and again, playing blackjack with a group of like-minded college kids, in Vegas and wins even more! As a hobby, he learns to game the international banking system. Through his many offshore corporations, he acquires QC stock and eventually takes over the company. Right before I wake up, he is at a QC board meeting. His first act is to fire SM; his second act is to sell all of the evil HR ladies to the cartels in Sinloa to use for fun and games, or target practice....
@hr, marry me?! I'll be a wonderful househusband
Don't worry- Be Happy. Live life in a parallel universe. You still have time until the axe falls at Qualcomm on July 22nd.