The Q will announce a blowout quarter: top/bottom line revenues, EPS, and forecast will beat significantly over consensus. Full year forecast will be revised up. 5-20% bonuses will be offered as retention to quell the fears that have been on everyone's mind (as evidenced by this board). Please do not stress about this; it will be business as usual come 7/22. Only dilemma you will have is what to do with that nice bonus you will get in the pay period after earnings. Enjoy it! You have all deserve it!
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This was worst post evaaaaa.....Let me go take a sh*t!
And then Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy will hand out new Snapdragon chips! Seriously, Anonymous114116, you are either the worst employee in HR or else some idiot that has nothing better to do. The company is in trouble and all your "rah rah" cheerleading isn't going to change that. The only thing we don't know yet is how many people are going to get the axe and what the exact date they told is.
Nah, not Cirque du Soleil. They'd probably have to stage it in the parking lot, and good spaces are already at a premium. Having SM give his little "pep talk" in a g-string and glittery pasties might be fun, though. And make sure they serve donuts--Krispy Kremes this time! Not the cheap sh*t!
YEAH! !!!!!!
Unbelievable, no one on this board is giving well-thought out anything. This board is a total shit show.
Love Huey Lewis, but I was thinking along the lines of getting Cirque Du Soleil to perform O at the all hands...need to put that new under-stage pool to good use....Oops...I've said too much. It's going to be an amazing day on 7/22 everyone! Enjoy it!
Anonymous114131, do u like Huey Lewis?
@114128...C'mon, that was supposed to be the big surprise. Now we'll need to come up with something new
"Retiring" vps to be brought back with golden-er parachutes! Jana's Barry rosenstein to pop out of a cake to sing happy 30th bday to QC, dressed as Marilyn Monroe. Gonna be great!
Go away, please.
Woohoo!!!!!