Can someone lay me off PLEASE? I long ago stopped being a value added employee. If it really is the two months plus two weeks per year of service, sign me the F up! With the 400 hours of unused vacation I have (because I'm too paranoid to take it) I could get some serious vacation time with a lay-off, then sign up for unemployment to suck some of your tax dollars, then get some Obamacare subsidies, and maybe ultimately disability SSI. There's a mysterious pain in my lower back that only bothers me when employed...
You guys all paid-off your homes, fully funded the 529s for the kids and built a diversified multi-million dollar portfolio, correct? Please don't tell me you were part of the exodous from Rancho Penesquitos and Scripps Ranch to the multi-million dollar McMansions with $2k/month Mello Roos and $1000/month HOA in the Carmel Valley area. Only a fool (or someone with a $10M+ net worth) would do that, right?