Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

The real victim in all of this....

These layoffs are seriously going to affect my fantasy league this year. Doesn't management care how they are impacting workplace fantasy leagues across the company?? Does OPEC not care how they will impact NFL fantasy league teams across America?! This is perhaps the single greatest casualty of the current market conditions that has gone unnoticed for too long now. Draft day won't be the same this year when I know that only chaos awaits the league. May the odds be ever in our favor...

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I make $850/hr working from home

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Post ID: @d33W+D5yqIUv

My cousin makes $345/hour working from home.

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Post ID: @3c8T+D5yqIUv

Expect Derek Carr to have a monster year easily a top 3 QB and Cole Beasley will be the top wideout (in PPR leagues)

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Post ID: @35NV+D5yqIUv

Anonymous140362, looks like Ryan took your fantasy team name for himself.

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Post ID: @2Xzw+D5yqIUv

I attempted to name my fantasy team, "I Sure Hope that the Eagle Ford and Bakken Save the Company." Unfortunately, that team name was already taken by someone who goes by the username COP. I then attempted, "Let's Not Explore and Drill What We Already Have." That team name was also taken by COP. "Let's Cancel the Energy Center Lease and Move Everyone to Westlake and the Complex" was also taken by COP, but that kinda makes sense. Since fantasy football is so trite and riddled with uncertainty, let's start a cock-fighting ring at the complex! The roosters can train on the rented ducks and the winnings can be applied to increasing the dividend!

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Post ID: @2w5T+D5yqIUv

What sad times are these when the Bartlesville interns and on campus recruits may no longer be able to bowl every afternoon due to the lack of staff to man the bowling alley.

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Post ID: @1jj5+D5yqIUv

Shit, this is the most salient point yet. How can we function fantasy football?? I mean in addition, my lunch soccer team is gonna get screwed up, we'll have to poll get stuck with the fat kid from IT that no one wants but we let him play pity defense anyways.

This fall is gonna suck

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Post ID: @1jMG+D5yqIUv

I'm glad to see everyone is taking this board seriously.

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