I think ConocoPhillips is safe - no company larger than us wants what we have except in pieces.
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I think Ryan Lance doesn't give a shit about conoco, he is busy making sure his real estate is ready to sell in Florida when he sells the company and takes a 9 figure golden parachute.
I use my wife's vibrator to trick Lync when I need to take a long lunch to run an errand or go to the doctor. It's super quiet and I can control it via wifi app.
Anonymous161473 - Isn't that the truth!! Management wants everyone to use Lync, so they can keep tabs on you!
Does anybody else remember when lance said "if you can spell shale you can get a job" a few years ago? Bet he's eating those words
Beleive he's auditioning for the chance to play Champ Kind in the Broadway re-make of Anchorman.
Gene Tennace at the plate and……WHAMMY!!!!
Love, love Lync. The manager would get up from his desk to walk over to my desk and note my Lync is offline. The asshole would not have spat on me if I was on fire but he gets up from his desk to note Lync is offline.
He has been offline on lync for more than 450 days, what the fu*k is that?
He was in Bartlesville a week ago.
To be a leader, one that could be respected and followed, you must be seen to lead
he could be sealing the deal with Exxon to sell the cadaver or he could be busy taking night classes of bar-tending. what do you think?