Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Does anyone know if they are thinking about letting go of the Hydration Engineers, we keep everyone hydrated at all times...

by Hydration Engineer
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Comment! It's anonymous!

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I'm hosing the hoses with the hosiest of hoses

by Anonymous165637
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We will need you guys around and especially on the morning of Oct. 6 when McDonalds launches its free breakfast and everyone has cotton mouth from the high sodium mcmuffins they will gorge themselves on the morning if the launch. So, you should be good for at least another day...

by Anonymous164104
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"They are replacing hydration engineers with hoses. Everyone is getting a hose"

Thanks for clearing that up I thought they said everyone was getting hosed.

by Anonymous164074
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They are replacing hydration engineers with hoses. Everyone is getting a hose.

by Anonymous163973
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