Thread regarding Chesapeake Energy Corp. layoffs

Core Values Posters

Does anyone have an extra Core Values poster? I was told that if you tape it above the door it will act as the blood of the lamb for the Passover tomorrow.

In the event that there are no posters available I also heard that the blood of a pterodactyl will scare off a velociraptor.

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dangit

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Post ID: @EL4+DHdMzpS

Let me rephrase that 8 = = => ~~

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Post ID: @E2c+DHdMzpS

I got your core values 8===>~~

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Post ID: @eXZ+DHdMzpS

No you're mistaken - it's an AKM crucifix that's needed.

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Post ID: @kG3+DHdMzpS

I tried this in 2013 and it didn't work for me :(

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Post ID: @nX8+DHdMzpS

Correct,

Your own blood will not suffice as it will impact the TRIR and certainly lead to automatic termination without a severance package.

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Post ID: @8ex+DHdMzpS

Ha - best one yet!

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Post ID: @9u4+DHdMzpS

But a mix of your own blood sweat and tears is no guarantee

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Post ID: @HFe+DHdMzpS

Lol nice!!

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