I guess we need a somewhat lighter thread to deal with all the stress we encountered today. Let's try this: What is the funniest situation you encountered at work?
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When I worked at the juice bar I had a woman ask what "OJ" was. My old coworker once had to clean up wheatgrass puke all over the counter from a drunk customer who stumbled in after a st. patty's day parade. Good times!
"HOW CAN SOMETHING BE ON SALE ONE DAY AND NOT THE NEXT?"
my #1 favourite guest comment of all time
Had a customer ask for gluten-free non-alcoholic beer!!!! What a f***ing idiot, yeah it's right here ma'am, it's called sparkling water you pretentious, fart sniffing piece of dog shit!!!
My two favorite "do you carry this" queries:
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Purified ocean water
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Organic iPhone cases
Customer at the Deli "i'd like a breast of salmon please, oh wait..i mean make that 2 breasts please"
Customer: Canola oil is another name for rapeseed oil. I would not be selling that...
575 that's funny
As she was sampling at the chef case, a woman ask if the broccoli crunch was healthy. I said no ma'am. It's neither healthy nor HSH compliant. It's Health Starts Tomorrow. This made both of us laugh.
Not so funny: We lost our rockstar HSH specialist today. I'm going to miss her wondrous sense of humor.
You should have offered a double scan
Had a customer who would not let me scan her items before she took them all out of her cart - I like to watch you scanning she said
just one, lol....everyday is a situation with these crazy shoppers. It's on Me, just Take IT !!!!!!!
I remember getting high on the roof of the store with my STL Roy
Is this going to make me high (buying hemp milk)
@Anonymous165528 - never head that one before, awesome...
When someone asked me if the milk in a certain cheese was from a male or female animal.
I had a lady pay with nickels. Only nickels. It was over $250 bucks in nickels. She had them in three purses she carried, and she took her time, she took her time...
You can start here: https://www.thelayoff.com/whole-foods-market/post/5914552459853824