Sadly , due to the recent developments, I will be selling my whole foods asparagus water autographed John Mackey . I would like to start the bidding at 50.00dollars ( minus the tare of course) ... All proceeds will be donated to the " buy John Mackey a clue fund"
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Glad i could bring some snickers
I just want to say.... Thank you for making me smile in a time like this.
Meditated... Damn auto correct.
It is! It is also wrapped in fair trade chocolate and was aged in a cave for 130 years while a Buddhist monk mediated over it.
But is it wrapped with artisanal twine?
Oh yeah, I got a bottle of Mackey's urine AFTER he ate asparagus and drank some of his own kool aid, it really reeks.
Funny you should ask .. I also have a bottle of John Mackey urine... Vegan of course. However it is not autographed so the price is considerably cheaper. I am sure a whole foods severance package would more then cover it!
Does is also smell like his pee or is that just the water itself? Id pay more if he pissed in that bottle and drank his own sour koolaid for once.