Not sure if this is the right time but you are still going to give to Life Church right? CHK tithe money kept me rolling in 7 figures. Just because oil is down doesn't mean we stop building campuses. Right? Someone? Am I right? Hello? Can't let People's Church catch up...or those old people at Crossings. SD is gone. I need CHK. Someone tell me it is going to be OK!!! The Witchita Campus still needs to be finished. You gonna tithe on that severance right? RIGHT?
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Words fail me. In the name of JAYBUS I know the Lord will not let LC face the same sodomite disgrace CHK has.
Anonymous170532,
It is true. If you've ever been to the 178th/Penn location...every single person there is beautiful. The men are all distinguished and handsome, and the women..OH WOW the Women are absolutely luscious. Parking lots full of the newest Escalades, BMWs, Lexus SUVs, Every family that attends is prim and proper, outfitted with the latest fashion trends, tailored to fit their gorgeous bodies. If you are between the ages of 25-25, and are beautiful..this is definitely the church for you.
Sounds like an amazing place to see and be seen!
dooooh!
Interestingly enough..from a net/net bottom line profit...LifeChurch.TV was a more profitable company in the 2014 fiscal year, than was CHK. Its also doing much more to help its community as well. So as long as you are wealthy, and you are not a minority, LifeChurch will welcome you with open arms to help spread the word of the gospel.
Can't ignore the Lords call to make that money bitch!
Shocker... Craig G. Got his degree in Marketing
Send your money to the Lord, but address the checks to me. I'll see to it that they get there I promise.
169734- great post! LC is definitely a scam, they spend way to much money on A/V production, music and musicians. The ffffucking Wal-Mart of churches for those that want to appear religious. Really inspiring shit, church in a box for those without any shred of original thought or those that just seek cheap entertainment for their kids.
As a close advisor to the LifeChurch comptroller, I can assure you that those effected by this recent round of CHK layoffs will not effect our tithe intake whatsoever. Families, with one or more member being employed at CHK only accounted for a little over 1.4% of all member tithes/offerings. We have seen, and our statistical analysis will show, that for the most part..CHK employees were already not contributing. Although their total dollar amount contribution equates to a little over $461,000 per month....it is merely a fraction of our total tithe intake as an organization.So, little to nothing will be effected. We are currently building 36 new homes*, that will be available to any CHK family that was displaced by these layoffs. Applications are being made available through your life group partners.
*This statement is true, however these new homes will be less than 3,500 sq ft. are being built South of Memorial Rd. (So, amongst the poor people of Oklahoma City. We apologize)
Money hungry in the name of Jesus! What a scam.
Perfect post.
Most brilliant troll ever!