Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Will they let me go if I want to get pregnant?

I want to be pregnant now. Will they lay me off if I'm kean like this? Would you?

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Post ID: @OP+DOpiMg9

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Hey Anonymous172571, go with that wanting to get pregnant story. I'm sure they would love to keep you on just for the sake of fooking you in the ass to see if you can get pregnant. Of course, you may give birth to a COST team member.

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Post ID: @1gbw+DOpiMg9

What if I am a man who is trying to get pregnant?

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Post ID: @cSJ+DOpiMg9

It depends entirely upon which manager gets to impregnate you. Of course, if you get up high enough on the ladder, child support could make up for getting laid off.

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Post ID: @eHG+DOpiMg9

Don't worry, no kissing involved prior to and after you are screwed and tattooed.

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Post ID: @oKe+DOpiMg9

Get a sense of humor people. The OP is making fun of the preggers chick that thinks she shouldn't get layed off because of her choice to bring another rug rat into the world.

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Post ID: @XhX+DOpiMg9

They will lay off both you and the baby, but the baby will not receive the package....

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Post ID: @CBW+DOpiMg9

I hope your other "skills" are better than grammar

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Post ID: @xBG+DOpiMg9

Kean is the father I presume..

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Post ID: @3AW+DOpiMg9

so keen you cannot remember how to spell four letter words?

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Post ID: @5bP+DOpiMg9

'kean' ?

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