News flash Houston brought to you by FUTV NEWS Team: There has been several reports of Popping noises coming from the ELT board room late tonight, The meeting which was assembled and led by Ryan Lance, CEO of the worlds largest INDEPENDENT oil company, was to discuss current layoff status. Speculation of the noise was ELT members pulling their heads out of their asses. There is no confirmation at this time if this was true or staged. Please stay tuned for further updates.
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