Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

HR is just doing their job

HR haters...there is not One hr person embracing or enjoying what they have to do. It's not their decisions. They are mentally and physically impacted by what they are having to do...and yes when the ugliness is over some of these great people will be gone too..no one is safe. I hope you that blame and Piss and moan about hr end up being walked out because you are hateful holier than thou ass holes

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Post ID: @OP+DSqNdIF

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Everyone settle down and give me more pets....... *puuuurrrrrrrr*

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Post ID: @3yto+DSqNdIF

176071 - what about the cat hate? You could have at least dedicated a sentence to them... Meeoow!

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Post ID: @2l98+DSqNdIF

So many worthless f***s respoding to this thread. HR DID NOT GET RID OF YOU! They have a job just like you and me and thiis time it's shittier. Your boss or your bosses boss put YOUR name on a list to "GO". Maybe upper management took that list and drew the names from a hat or threw darts, but YOU were put on that list, and it wasn't HR that did it. Why do you think HR is so cruel? If they gave you a kiss and hug you could file for sexual harrassement. How can they tell someone "Thanks for your service with the company", when you might be the one that was worthless. HR does not know you, they know the list they've been givien )thanks to your management). I guess when you start interviewing for a new job and they ask why you were laid off, you can say "HR laid me off", I would suggest you say "due to the downturm of the oil industry".

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Post ID: @2lji+DSqNdIF

175634, payroll is automated, of course we're going to get paid on payday. Sick and vacation days given to an employee are a requirement by law, in Canada anyways. Try again please..

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Post ID: @1sDH+DSqNdIF

175305 you have a successful story with hr....you get a paycheck direct deposited every pay day. You have vacation and sick time another success.You have benefits and 401k and pension another success. There is more to hr than business partners

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Post ID: @1Ajj+DSqNdIF

Why all the cat-hate on here? I'm never going to defend HR, but we don't need to take kitties down along with them...

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Post ID: @o0x+DSqNdIF

175305 - you nailed it. COP HR is there to serve at the pleasure of management only.

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Post ID: @dfc+DSqNdIF

I don't hate HR. I think the HR department's power should be scaled back and they should operate as a supporting body only... From what I've seen they have some how managed to inflat their importance and have way more influence than they should have in the day-to-day operations of the company.

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Post ID: @9Zq+DSqNdIF

The folks in COP HR are doing a difficult job, however as an observation they should really rename them the Personnel dept,

The idea of Business partners and helping people is a pipe dream, they are simply functionaries to protect the company and administer policy.

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Post ID: @xHd+DSqNdIF

Yes they are doing there job. But when they bring you on its all pots of gold and leprechauns. Guarantee you a job for yrs period. They need to tell people the truth.

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Post ID: @vMc+DSqNdIF

I don't blame HR for the layoffs, but does ANYONE have a successful story where they went to HR due to some injustice or difficulty with management and walked away with a positive resolution instead of being treated like a rape victim who was "blamed" for their own rape? After 35 years with the company, I know of no such positive outcomes.

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Post ID: @eTv+DSqNdIF

Good luck starting a company with no payroll, employee relations (aka the staff who deals with people complaining about their boss or direct reports), recruiting, benefits, etc. Oh, and watch the law suits roll in. There are a myriad of laws and regulations that most people don't think twice about that companies have to follow and manage. I know that HR is the messenger here, but they are not the responsible party for the lay offs. Trust me, they go home at night and rock themselves to sleep praying that they are not next.

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Post ID: @900+DSqNdIF

I have many friends in HR who perform many functions. HR does not make the decisions to lay people off. The executive LT makes these decisions and eventually might get input from management on their staff. Majority of HE staff are only employees like you and like you have to do what they been told to do. If any of you are supervisors and were told to lay off one if your staff, would you do it or quit your job because it made you sick and upset to lay that person off

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Post ID: @riS+DSqNdIF

Hell, I enjoy it. Bonus points if I can get them to cry.

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Post ID: @OvC+DSqNdIF

If I ever run a company, there will be no HR or safety engineers. What a bunch of overhead!!!

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Post ID: @YJj+DSqNdIF

When I said "If you're so mentally and physically sick over your job, don't do it, no one is making you" I obviously knew the alternative was to quit. Please shut up and quit. Was that clearer for your tiny HR brain?

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Post ID: @Xhm+DSqNdIF

Original poster; starting a thread to stick up for HR on their behalf is the farthest thing from a favor. You might as well of covered them in chum and droped them off in the shark infested waters of that area off the coast of South Africa known as "seal island" on discovery channel...

As the saying goes... With friends like you; who needs enemies.

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Post ID: @7I0+DSqNdIF

Sound like a bunch of mis guided shits who need to quit and move on

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Post ID: @W8e+DSqNdIF

Yes. Hr has been hit

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Post ID: @1J5+DSqNdIF

I'm the original post not in hr. Hr has no power. They are doing what their management your management tells them to do. So hate on your respective management .....if you have to hate.

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Post ID: @lRO+DSqNdIF

175103 what exactly do you do?

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Post ID: @ppz+DSqNdIF

Hr is not making the decisions don't feel sorry for anyone but yourselves

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Post ID: @CG8+DSqNdIF

Hr-1. Haters -0

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Post ID: @WUz+DSqNdIF

Not sure what to make of the original post. Is the OP trying to validate HR as compassionate and caring because they are "mentally and physically impacted" when they take someone's job away? Any decent human being should be. Also, are we supposed to feel sorry for you and your collegues because your jobs are at risk? Join the club, we all had to go through the stress of worrying about losing our jobs this last week...

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Post ID: @N9B+DSqNdIF

HR is a useless profession full of cat loving, socialist, everyone gets a trophy losers.

I cannot wait until computers replace HR professionals which waste millions of dollars of G&A across corporate america.

Really, what exactly is it you'd say you do?

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Post ID: @Sv8+DSqNdIF

For the record I don't hate hr

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Post ID: @HLe+DSqNdIF

I'm laughing at you haters because I expected this kind of response. You are an ugly bunch playing judge and jury. You have no impact on anything. Pitiful people.

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Post ID: @pRv+DSqNdIF

Good luck...You area mess and not in a good way. Sad.

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Post ID: @8ix+DSqNdIF
  1. It's their paycheck the alternative is to quit. That was a dumb thing to say and you know it. Thats like saying you don't want to drill there just dont do it walk away and we will keep paying you
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Post ID: @84n+DSqNdIF

HR. You suck and you know you're hated, accept it and deal with your choice of profession. You are a service to all and we can shit on you if we want because you deserve to be measured by the same shit you dish out.

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Post ID: @yIg+DSqNdIF

I wasn't aware you needed a degree to do payroll. If you're so mentally and physically sick over your job, don't do it, no one is making you.

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Post ID: @oza+DSqNdIF

175049 exactly what is your job anyway that makes you think you are so superior

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Post ID: @IS2+DSqNdIF

175049 you know nothing of truth. You want people to think you are in the know but you aren't your a man thinking with your little head....again

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Post ID: @Fpm+DSqNdIF

This hr person makes sure you get paid you ass. You couldn't do it because you only care about yourself. You don't deserve a job at cop. You belong under a bridge ranting and raving to an imaginary public who you think gives a crap over your nonsense you are insignificant

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Post ID: @HZq+DSqNdIF

If you want to scare an HR person, break out a math book.

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Post ID: @PU2+DSqNdIF

HR protect yourself you're NEXT!!!

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Post ID: @ltF+DSqNdIF

I hate HR because their work is not technically challenging, they seem worthless, basically have degrees in vaginal hair trimming, and make good money. It's all true and you know it.

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Post ID: @zqG+DSqNdIF

Dear HR rep,

Grow some balls or go home to your cats.

Love,

All the people laid off while management keeps their jobs.

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Post ID: @uKv+DSqNdIF

Let the feeding frenzy begin...

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