Try replacing the nasty Folger's pre made packets with dried shit, J-dub would say mmmmmm .. Star bucks? Thought we were cutting everything but my 50 million $ bonus?
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If people post them, it will ruin it for those who know about them.
Yes, there's almost nothing more relaxing than having a place to unwind and take a dump at the office. I hate the regular bathrooms with stall walls that end 18 inches from the floor and the urinals just next door. Everyone can recognize your shoes as you try to relax for 5 minutes to take a crap. Isn't it a bitch when it seems like half the floor gets a bowel movement the same time you need to run to the toilet. Please post a link to your short book of the "best toilets" in Chevron. For everyone else reading this, please share your favorite toilet locations (Bldg, Floor, Room#). Thanks.
Sweeeeeet!
I've been around Chevron for 30 years. I've worked in San Ramon and Houston. I can write a short book on where the best toilets are in all the buildings. I even enjoyed having a private bathroom with toilet for about 7 months. I discovered an abandoned executive office suite in a corner of one of the floors that CBRES had not yet converted to regular office space. The bathroom was like a Taj Mahal. I had it all to myself for those many months. And the previous poster touched on it, I spent 1 or 2 hours a day relaxing in there and taking my daily dump.
Well John I was sitting on the toilet thinking about you and was hoping you could smell me. That got me thinking. How much total time all employees spend in the toilet each year taking a dump during working hours. Now consider that they are actually being paid for that s#it and, when it is all added up, we are taliking some pretty expensive s#it. Smell that.
It smells like victory to me.
It's the Kool-aid. It tastes funny and makes us smell.
Hey J Dub...do we smell like a secured dividend payout?
John, welcome to the club!
Wall St. Can smell you