Thread regarding Chesapeake Energy Corp. layoffs

Just delivered a local print job of COBRA benefit packets to HR. Three large boxes.

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Just delivered extra Raptors for the Conference Rooms. 2 for each, in addition to the basements. Stay away from Building 6 and 10's basements...we will also be putting platic on the floors for easier cleanup. Recommend a buddy system where nobody goes alone, safety first!

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Post ID: @1dki+DbsBtA5

How can poisonous snakes benefit anyone? Just another example of how Doug is wasting money. Now it's exotic animals!

Guess the raptor didn't take out enough people.

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Post ID: @1yJ6+DbsBtA5

I'm just happy I have contractors in my department. They go first! They always get upset too... I never got that. By definition they don't even work for CHK. I would guess most just get stressed or pick up the stress of the CHK staff. This is the time to make an HR claim, FMLA, or short term disability. I kid I kid!

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Post ID: @1FPx+DbsBtA5

Put em in a body bag Johnny!

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Post ID: @LLX+DbsBtA5

Wax On, Wax Off

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Post ID: @ooM+DbsBtA5

I saw Cobra Kia Johnny sweep the leg.

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Post ID: @x09+DbsBtA5

I saw Cobra Commander and Destro walking into building 10 today.

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Post ID: @5r0+DbsBtA5

When you see your VP'S name holding a booked conferance room for a full-day, thats where the packets will processed over the next few weeks. My best guess. Have the administration review the calendars.

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Post ID: @qpC+DbsBtA5

CHK employees are hilarous!!!

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Post ID: @HKk+DbsBtA5

Calm down Sherlock Holmes.

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Post ID: @ZGQ+DbsBtA5

OK. Just want to make sure I understand this. HR, which is notoriously crafty in not letting people know what's happening, had the print center print up the COBRA docs despite knowing full well that everyone in the fing company would know what was going on before the machines were done running? Oh, and presumably the delivery person is so fing stupid as to not think that anyone wih half a f***ing brain will be able to figure out who posted the original message in this thread because ... surprise ... you were the one to deliver the boxes. GTFO.

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Post ID: @B0z+DbsBtA5

Jealousy is a bad look on you lurker.....or should I say creeper.

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Post ID: @kWv+DbsBtA5

The intelligent lurker states: "I question the IQ of the chk employees when I see how many replies and views these bs threads get. Advice: nobody knows anything of value, and if they did, they're probably higher up and wouldn't post on a site like this." ------- Then why are you creeping on this page if nothing of value is on here?? Maybe your IQ is just as low as ours. Bummer.

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Post ID: @omL+DbsBtA5

Lurker - Why are you attacking our IQs when you proclaim to be a lurker and you don't even work here? Is your IQ that low to care about your own job security at the company you work for?

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Post ID: @LAB+DbsBtA5

Silly lurker, that's because the employees at the other O&G companies are busy working during the day. I'm just here to catch a breather from my 2 hour lunch and ultimate frisbee session.

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Post ID: @4Lr+DbsBtA5

As a lurker from another o&g company on the area, it's pretty sad how active this board is compared to others. Nobody at CHK really takes any stock in posts like these, right? I question the IQ of the chk employees when I see how many replies and views these bs threads get. Advice: nobody knows anything of value, and if they did, they're probably higher up and wouldn't post on a site like this.

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Post ID: @nRY+DbsBtA5

@ New HR...are you talking to me? Why are you asking a question on a thread I wasn't posting on? Of course I know what building HR is in - who doesn't?

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Post ID: @KTU+DbsBtA5

I already told you, I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to, I have people skills, I am good at dealing with people, can't you understand that, WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE!!

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Post ID: @s1l+DbsBtA5

Because every HR person in the HR building knows what's going on in that building at all times!! 😄

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Post ID: @iO3+DbsBtA5

Which building? Are you serious? Anyone that works at CHK knows what building HR is in. If you started working at CHK 15 minutes ago, you know what building HR is in. Now asking what exactly it is you do all day would be a far better question.

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Post ID: @zWW+DbsBtA5

Building 10...

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Post ID: @zSu+DbsBtA5

So HR person, are you denying that layoffs are coming soon?

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Post ID: @JdR+DbsBtA5

To HR? Which building are we in then?

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Post ID: @9gY+DbsBtA5

OUCH!

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Post ID: @pxs+DbsBtA5

any idea how many packets in each...?

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Post ID: @G2I+DbsBtA5

More BS

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Post ID: @FIq+DbsBtA5

Layoffs confirmed!

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Post ID: @JM1+DbsBtA5

Dohm dohm dohmmmmmmmm!!!

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